Sunday, March 16, 2008

Anesthesia Top Ten!

I got this little top ten from my friend Laci's blog! Since my hubby has officially decided to go the anesthesia route, I thought that I would post it on here as well. Though I don't think I completely understood everything, the ones I did understand were pretty funny! :)

Ten Reasons to Become an Anesthesiologist

  1. You can intubate your friends at parties.
  2. Have you ever met a happy internist?
  3. You don't have enough ego hypertrophy to be a surgeon.
  4. You can comfort anxious patients with, "I know just how you feel. It's my first anesthetic, too."
  5. Any job where you can drive to work in green pajamas is a cool job.
  6. You can park next to rich doctors like ophthalmologists.
  7. You can cover your mistakes with Versed.
  8. After spending the night with surgeons, they still won't respect you in the morning.
  9. If you get bored on the weekends, you can give yourself a spinal.
  10. No office, no overhead, no rectal exams!

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